To Hell with Spammers!
Music and lyrics by Alan Babbitt
Intro: G Am7 D Em C G D
G Am7
There's a story people tell
D Em
of a special place in hell
C G
A place so horrific, it's ...
D
just terrific for spammers
G Am7
Where they can toil among their own
D Em
Reap what they have sown.
C
With slimeballs & slackers &
G D
scoundrels & hackers & scammers.
Am7
Where they're forced to work
D
at the speed of berserk
Em C D
While hearing the devils taunts.
G
To their colleagues in hell,
Am7
t
hey're sentenced to sell
D G
Crap ... that nobody wants.
Chorus
C
To hell with spammers
G D
To Hell with their buddies as well
Em C
Let's tell them spammers
D D7
No more talking now It's time to yell
C
We should put up a clamor
D
Throw 'em all in the slammer.
C D
And after that ...
G
they can all go to hell
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Verse 2
G Am7
They'll steal your Passwords in a flash
D Em
Your contacts and your cash
C G
Their selfish cheating has us
D D7
all deleting & deleting - & deleting
G Am7
And then some bastard sends
D Em
A virus to all your friends
C
It's a sad fact of living
G
The gift that keeps giving…
D D7
And giving. And giving
Am7
Aww, It all makes me curse,
D
but what's really the worst,
Em C D
gets me snippy, snarky & snorting.
G
First my focus is blown
Am7
By the sound of the phone
D
Then I'm spammed
D G
by a damned recording.
Chorus
C G
I say to hell with spammers
D
Don't let 'em poison the well
Em C D
We gotta quell them spammers
D7
We gotta ring their closing bell
C
We should put up a clamor
D
throw 'em all in the slammer.
C D
And after that...
G
they can all rot in hell
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